Thank God, it's over.

my personal favorite holiday greeting by tina the seamonster


Christmas. You completely kicked my ass this year. You weren't supposed to do that! Aren't you even familiar with your own adjectives??? Just to remind you, "joy" and "peace" are often used in conjunction with you. I swear! Look at any greeting card section and I guarantee you'll find copious amounts of those two words. You didn't render either of those for me this year! What's up with that?? (although you did render not one, but two 2009 calendars from some artists I adore! I'll admit, that was decent of you.) But let's get real for a second, when the highlight of your Christmas is calendars?!?! Surely you'll agree that there should be more to Christmas then calendar appreciation. So let's work on that next year. I'll try to remember that I don't have superhuman powers and that I'm not capable of 50,000 mind numbing tasks (alright, it wasn't quite that many. but still!) and you just try to not to be such an overbearing, life sucking force of nature. Deal?? We'll see...